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[Mac Spirit] Prince and Warner Brothers, the Mac web and creative freedom -- a soliloquy

by Rodney O. Lain

1/18/00


I don't wanna be a poet.
'Cuz I don't wanna blow it.
I don't care to win awards.

All I wanna do is dance,
play music, sex, romance.
Try my best to never get bored.

"Dance, Music, Sex, Romance," from the Prince, from the album "1999"

 

Everybody keeps tryin' to break my heart.
Everybody except for me.
I just want a chance to play the part --
the part of someone truly free.

O{+> (the Artist Formerly known as Prince), "Slave," from the album "Emancipation"

I don't give people what they want; I give them what they need.

Prince, early 1980s interview

 

Prologue: I was dreaming when I wrote this

(SOMEWHERE IN MINNESOTA) -- Starting in the late 1970s, a diminutive upstart subverted the music industry through the vehicle of a wunderkind fusion of rock and R&B, dance club and funk, topped off with unabashedly blatant sexuality and a sensualized version of Christian salvation.

Rock icon Prince* (né 1958 as Prince Rogers Nelson) single handedly brought to the fore a music genre that has been long ago dubbed the Minneapolis Sound. Years ahead of his time, this artistic dervish pioneered the use of the drum machine, synthesizer-produced horn sounds and complex multi-layered, track-recorded instrumentation. This man will arguably go down in the annals of music history as not just a musician known to have mastered at least 27 instruments, but as one of the few people who can be called a workaholic and creative genius (on most of his albums, he played every instrument and supplied every vocal).

He was so prolific, that he created and ghost wrote music for music acts: namely, The Time (for whom we now know that Prince played every instrument and sang every vocal on nearly every song on their first two albums -- here merely let the lead singer, Morris Day, come along and sing over his vocals). He then produced songs for people like Sheena Easton, Tevin Campbel and Cyndi Lauper, and spawned a sound that continues to this day, through the likes of ex-Time members Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis (they played keyboards and bass with The Time, respectively). These two went on to be great producers in their own right, producing Janet Jackson's "Control" and "Rhythmn Nation" albums, as well as other artists too numerous to list here.

He is certainly one of the most celebrated figures to have emerged from Minnesota's icy hinterlands -- the likes of Jesse Ventura and Bob Dylan notwithstanding. The man is a class act -- I should know, I was in his audience in December 1998, trying to enjoy a wild-and-loose concert and not get high off all of the marijuana that was "firing up" all around me.

I have followed Prince's career for a little over 20 years and have been continually amazed at his prodigious output of writings, coupled with an unwavering dedication to his artistic vision. After a decade of introspection, vis á vis his recordings, I have come to realize that I have unconsciously patterned my approach to creative writing with a similarly single-minded devotion to art for art's sake.

What I want to do is spend the remainder of this column talking about what I attempt in my Mac web writing -- not the mechanics of writing (since I've already written about that elsewhere) -- but the subjective aspects of The Craft. Please indulge me, since I think this is an important issue, in light of the literally dozens of Mac-related web sites on the internet.

I also want to address some issues that my critics have expressed in private e-mail, like:

  • Why am I so arrogant in my writing?
  • Why do I sometimes use profanity in my writing?
  • Why must I always mention my "blackness"?
  • Just who in the hell do I think I am?

I'm not arrogant; I'm just opinionated

I just can't believe
all the things people say
(Controversy)

Am I black or white?
Am I straight or gay?
(Controversy)

Do I believe in God?
Do I believe in me?
(Controversy)

Prince, "Controversy"

 

You're the one Who is love.
The One who gives us power.
The One who made everything.
Elephants and flowers.

Prince, "Elephants and Flowers"

I write to entertain. In order to do that, I have to be brave enough to say what's on my mind. That's my schtick, for lack of a better term. And my schtick consists of, ahem, calling a spade a spade (maybe this is what has earned the "arrogant" label); for example:

  • Some "writers" on the Mac web haven't a clue about good writing, and I'm quick to point it out.

 

  • I'm proud of my blackness (as well as my "Mac-ness"), and I will continue to put my black perspective on things Macintosh. I think I'm uniquely qualified to do so: I have a Ph. D. in "White People," and I'm currently doing "post doctoral" work on the deracination of all things colored in the technology sector. Stay tuned for that scholarly tome.

 

  • Steve Jobs is "da man." I point to his recent Macworld keynote. Yes, he is also a jerk, but you have to be a jerk in the world of business. To paraphrase Jack Nicholson from "A Few Good Men": some of the things we enjoy result from some actions that are less than ethical, less than Miss-Manners-inspired; if you can't handle that, "you can't handle the truth." 'Nuff said.

 

  • Steve Wozniak can teach us all about quiet grace and peace with ourselves. Even Steve Jobs.

 

  • One writer wrote me and said that he reads my stuff, but considers me a jerk as well as an [expletive deleted]. "But do you still read my stuff?" I asked. "Yes," he wrote back. "Then shut up," I replied.

In a nutshell, my attitude towards my attitude is the following: at least you can see my name, my e-mail address and (sometimes) my picture next to my column. I stand by my writing, even the bad stuff. There are some people, however, like that guy named "P. S. Doff" (sp) over at Mac Opinion, who hides behind a nom de plume. At least you know whom to flame when I get you P.O'd...

Why the [expletive deleted] do I use profanity?

My father listened to one of my albums one time and told me, "you're swearing on that song. Why are you swearing?"
I said, "because I swear!"

Prince, in an interview


The things I say are the same things you people say at your kitchen tables, what you say in your living rooms.

David Duke, former grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan and perennial candidate for Louisiana public office(s)

 

I always put a song in there to [eff] it up, so I won't win any awards.

Funkmaster George Clinton, in an early 1980s interview.


There are two kinds of profanity used in today's writing: unnecessary profanity and necessary profanity. I aspire to the latter. The former describes those who are quick to fire off a missive saying "eff this, eff that... eff everything."

Me, I like to put in an occasional invective just to make a point. I'm sure that I've already been kicked out of Apple's iReview over my word choice. But I'll get over it. :-)


Why and how do I write for so many Mac web sites?

Somebody once told him that they wouldn't take Prince through the ringer.
Let him go down like a washed-up singer.

Ain't that bitch?
Thinking all along that he wanted to be rich?
Never respected the "root of all evil."
And he still don't to this day.

"Face down," from the album "Emancipation"

 

Ask yourself your destination.
What the source of your inspiration be?

And you will find,
Instead of trying to get back to the mind
Like you was in your momma's belly.

Live and let live was the order of the day
What you say?
Loving one another is the only way

"Da da da," from the album "Emancipation"

 

I can't resist my Muse. I have much to say, and the web is a great medium for putting my thoughts out there for public consumption. But one web site is not enough for workaholic writers like me.

One of the things I respected about Prince, both before and after he changed his name to that unpronounceable glyph, is that he long ago stopped trying to produce money-making hit after money-making hit and decided to be an artist first and foremost. Many of the suits at Warner Brothers tried to stop him from being too prolific -- he often put out an album a year, while people like Michael Jackson would ride a single album for three or four years.

Prince, however, would crank out so many songs that he'd even have brand new songs on the B-sides of his singles, which were often better than the featured songs.

He felt that he had enough fans to assure that he could pay the bills, but also had enough of those same fans devoted enough to allow him to follow his creative impulse -- exemplified by albums that sold well, in spite of the experimental styles and racy lyrics that he ventured into (who else would write songs with titles like "Head," "Jack You Off" and "Pussy Control," and get away with it?).

He also felt that his fans wanted as much of his music as he could produce, not unlike the great James Brown, who would sometimes put out a new record every month.

To get a taste of this maestro's prolific musical output, check out these samples (you'll need RealPlayer's plug-in). All lyrics are quoted from memory:

  • "Dance, Music, Sex, Romance": "Everybody, get on the floor/what the hell did you come here for?/Girl, it ain't no use/You might as well get loose/work your body like a whore/Everybody, screw the masses/we only want to have some fun/do whatever you want/We lingerie to restaurants/The policemen got not gun/You don't have to run."

 

  • "Sign of the Times": "In France, a skinny man died from a big disease with a little name/His girlfriend came across a needle and soon she did the same/Back there were 17-year-old kids and their idea of fun/Is being in a gang called "The Disciples," high on crack, toting a machine gun."

 

  • "When Doves Cry": "Dig, if you will, the picture/of you and I engaged in a kiss/The sweat of our body covers me/Can you, my darling, can you picture this?"

 

  • "America": "Bureaucrats, doing the mountain climb/Making money, losing time/Communism, is just a word/But if the governement turned over, it'd be the only word that's heard/America, America, God shed his grace on thee/America, America, keep the children free."

 

  • "Let's Go Crazy": "If you don't like the world you're living in/Take a look around you; at least you've got friends."

 

  • "The Cross": "Black day, stormy night/No hope; no hope in sight/Don't cry; He is coming/Don't die without knowing the cross..."

 

  • "Delirious": "I get delirious whenever you're near/Lose all self control, till I just can't steer/Wheels get locked in place/Get a stupid look on my face/When it comes to making a pass, pretty momma/I just can't win a race/I get delirious..."

 

  • "The Ladder": "Everybody's looking for The Ladder/Everybody wants salvation of the soul/The steps you take is no easy road/But the reward is great for those who wanna go"

 

 

  • "Automatic": "You ask me if I love you/it's automatic/I'd go down on you all night long/It's automatic/I'd love you for a needle in a haystack/It's automatic, too."

 

 

  • "Adore": "Until the end of time, I'll be here for you/You are my heart and mind; I truly adore you/If God one day struck me blind, your beauty I'd still see/"Love" is too weak to define just what you mean to me."

 

 

  • "1999": "I was dreaming when I wrote this, so forgive me if it goes astray/But when I woke up this morning, I could have sworn it was Judgment Day."

Just like Prince and James Brown, I write so much because I feel that enough people read my stuff to justify such a voluminous output -- and my Muse doesn't take no for answer.

I write so much because I am a writer. It's in my blood. It's in my genes. It's in my personality. I am a communicator -- not, the Great Communicator, mind you.

I say what's on my mind, not to stir up controversy, but to give my point of view. That's what an opinion piece is supposed to be about, isn't it? Some may think I'm doing this just do generate hits -- hell, yes (who doesn't?). But I'm doing this chiefly to express myself. As Sammy Davis, Jr., says in one of his songs, "I've gotta be me."

That's all I'm doing, being myself.


Epilogue: We are the New Power Generation

We are the New Power Generation.
We want to change the world.
The only thing that's in our way is you.

Your old fashioned music, your old ideas.
We're sick and tired of you telling us what to do.

"New Power Generation," Prince and the New Power Generation

 

Don't you worry, Flava Vision ain't blurry.

Rap star Flava Flav, of the rap Group Public Enemy, from the song "Don't Believe the Hype"

 

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince has continued to cut the edge. For years, he wasn't happy with Warner Brothers, the record company he'd been with since he signed on as the youngest producer and artist at the tender age of 17. He felt that they controlled him too much and that he couldn't be the true artist that he wanted to be. Finally, in 1996, he broke the tie that he felt bound him too tightly and put out a three CD collection of music that quickly went platinum. He then released and sold an album on his internet site, one of the first artists to do so.

Prince, or whatever he calls himself nowadays, has never disappointed his true fans. No other musician has so consistently cut the leading edge of new music in such a prolific manner, defining the sound of music and defining himself in the process. That's what I want to do in my Mac writing.

Like Prince, the act of artistic creation is both physical and metaphysical. Like Prince, I believe totally in God, but not in church; my writing is a type of worship to me. Like Prince, I use my art to think out loud, to question existence, to challenge my readers. I like to think that I give people food for thought -- even to those who disagree with me.

Besides, there are enough bland web sites out there (peopled with equally bland writers) that give you nice, inoffensive writing.

That's not my style.

The Macintosh is not an inoffensive computer, yet I get the impression that some of my readers would like to see nothing but inoffensive writing on the web. Check out the writing on some of the more popular Mac sites, and you will see what I mean.

They all read like press releases, to quote an iReview of a popular Mac site.

Hell, many of them are regurgitated press releases -- many aren't even chewed, much less digested and rewritten.

Now that I've explained myself, I'd like to get back to writing the things I really like writing about.

Fini.

Note: I chose to refer to The Artist as "Prince" throughout this column because the spelling for his current name isn't on my keyboard.


This column is © 2000 Rodney O. Lain. All rights reserved.

The Mac Spirit logo is by Copzilla/Denton's Graphics.



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About Rodney O. Lain

A former journalist and college prof, Rodney lives in Minnesota, where he freelance writes part-time and works full-time as a supervisor at a major internet-related company. He has a soft spot for H. L. Mencken, Steve Jobs, Prince, Richard Wright and other well-known status-quo avoiders.

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