Shazam,
I'm a Publisher! Can
I Buy That Harley Now?
December
23, 2002
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Is
this a great Internet or what? If
the answer to the question, "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"
is "practice!" then the answer to "How do I keep from having
to stack fruit for a living?" is to work my darn tail off!
Well, I have been working, and as near as I can tell,
I seem to be tail-less, so I must have fulfilled most of the
cultural requirements for success except the one about
inherited wealth. There are those who say that's the only
one that counts, but if I believed that, I'd either have
driven into the gorge already or pushed a certain pair of
old ladies in front of a bus. What can I say, I believe in
myself, so for better or worse I'm doomed to succeed on my
own.That doesn't quite sound right, but I think you know
what I mean.
Basically,
what I decided to do is use this medium to my advantage.
The approach I chose is probably useless for someone
whose Web sites get so little traffic, but what I did was
set up a miniature shopping mall in the sidebar of my
FARRFEED
Weblog at Salon. I figured that got the most hits, see, and
I already had something to sell: the newly photo-illustrated
version of my eBook about starting over in New Mexico.
Accordingly, BUFFALO
LIGHTS(Giving Up & Getting Back) went in at the
top. And then I got serious: Affiliate City! Yes, I signed
up with a few of my favorite vendors, the ones that give you
a cut of sales from click-throughs, and also with a classy
nude
photography
site. "WHAT?!" Now don't have a hissy fit, it's totally
respectable and very well done. I also happen to know that
the whole thing is put together and administered with a pair
of shiny new Macs, which just goes to show you can do more
with these things than send emails to Granny.
Okay,
I haven't made a cent yet. But the FarrFeed
Mall is
up and running, and at some point I'll incorporate the
concept into as many of my other Web pages as I can. At this
point, five bucks from a few ink cartridge or Mac T-shirt
sales is five bucks I don't have, so what the hey: bring it
on. You never know, on any given day a few thousand
accidentally misdirected Web surfers who just can't live
without a Mac logo coffee mug or a subscription to peek at
pretty girls might descend en masse to my little
corner of the Internet in a fevered clicking frenzy and give
me enough money to buy another Zip disk. But that's
chickenfeed, as somebody used to say. What I really want to
talk about is this:
Birth
of an empire! All
right, that's an exaggeration. It's not even the birth of a
very good Web site, but it's there and I did it. As
most of you know, I've been pimping er,
pushing an eBook I put together this fall (see down there
below the raven squawk). All well and good, I sold about 40
copies of the original version and then the sales pooped
out. I knew that some people were waiting for the
photo-illustrated version, so I finally finished it
and have it on the server now. The 155-page illustrated
version sells for ten bucks, same as the text-only edition
originally, which now goes for just half that. But wait: now
I have two books to sell. Hmm...
I
also had a wonderful domain name about to expire,
ZOOPILOT.COM.
I'd previously used that for a Web design business that
never really got off the ground, probably because I
discovered that everyone wants the Internet on a (free)
platter. You may have a successful Web design business and I
congratulate you if you do. It just wasn't for me, and it
turned out that the only sites I really wanted to spend a
lot of time and energy on were my own (imagine that). But
back to the domain.
There
was a time once when I had a band, at least in my head. The
Zoo
Pilots
actually came together for one formal gig (and several
spontaneous parties & jam sessions), but that was enough
to provide a wealth of recorded material that I used for
songwriter demos. That, plus I had a great time designing
black & white gig posters, cassette case labels, and
other promotional material with MacPaint (!) on our
old original Macintosh. So if having a few songs and playing
a loud electric 12-string made me a songwriter, then having
more than one eBook to sell and a Web site to pitch them
from made me a potential publisher, I
realized.
Zoo
Pilot Publishing I
had earlier sold the eBook as "a JHFarr.com publication,"
but more than one person pointed out that using my own name
for a business, at least a publishing business, was like
screaming "SELF-PUBLISHED!" at the top of my lungs. Not that
there's anything wrong with self-publishing, no
siree, not now, not with the entire publishing industry in
the midst of an ongoing rolling earthquake. But there are
more reasons that were apparent at first for at least posing
as a separate entity by giving the thing a different name.
Obviously,
"Zoo Pilot Publishing" doesn't scream "amateur" quite so
loudly, it only sort of barks it, tentatively. I hope
there's a difference. And this way, using all the wondrous
Internet tools at my command like email forwarding, etc., I
can call myself the editor -in-chief of ZPP and have it
actually be true. There are Web sites that promote
electronic books, there are promotional techniques, and so
forth, that require a contact from a publisher, not
the author, so this gives me a fighting chance to get
noticed. And while I was setting up my Zoo
Pilot Publishing
site, the big "DUH!" hit me like a loaf of soggy bread
across the face: I could really become a publisher by
selling eBooks that other people write.
Well
I never. I sure can and I sure will. The first thing I'll do
is use ZPP to promote and sell all the bits and pieces of my
own creative output that are lying scattered and useless on
this page of HTML or that. The second thing I'll do is try
some new digital product ideas I've been kicking around and
discussing with a few email buddies. And the THIRD THING
I'll do (by God) is actually start taking submissions
from talented weirdos who want to publish their work! Not
yet, but soon.
I
don't care about getting rich, but I do care about
steering clear of the
gorge.
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